jaclcfrost:

egggcorn:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart

however, that’s also usually the one character that dies

i was just like “oh yay”

but then

“not so much yay”

lolsofunny:

sodamnrelatable:

What I feel like:

What I actually look like:

(lol here!)

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

milkshakeprincess:

trying to tell a joke to someone you’re meeting for the first time and fucking it up 

whinychester:

pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

this is probably what metatron was thinking

harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM

HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD 

OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK  IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK

pondlifeforme:

1) That in order to get Cas to kill Dean, Naomi had to specifically train him for MONTHS, by forcing Cas to kill THOUSANDS of fake Deans. And that despite all that brainwashing, Cas STILL couldn’t kill Dean.

2) That Cas felt so guilty over how much he hurt Dean, that he specifically went shopping for Dean’s favorite things (including porn and pie). And that Cas nearly strangled an innocent mini-mart worker when he realized they were out of pie…

patrick-stump-hand:

pizzaswag:

abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me

you are the first five minutes of supernatural

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

a-seven-percent-solution:

I may be late to the party on this one, but I just noticed something from the restaurant scene in ‘A Study In Pink’…..

Sherlock, you sly devil.  You made reservations.  You’re in the middle of the case and you made dinner reservations.  For John.

Now we know why Angelo was so quick to assume John was his date.

how have i not seen this before

themasterslover:

khakisun:

what if lions yodeled instead of roared. i mean you can hear a lion’s roar from eight kilometers away so just imagine hearing a faint yodeling in the middle of the african savannah